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Corrupt a wish!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Goodbert on Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:38 pm

Granted, but then you get pancaked by a bunch of football players.

I wish for an army, of one inch plant/animal hybrids that look like carrots.


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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:43 pm

Granted, but, alas, they didn't like you so you were shot the next day.

I wish for a narwhal!


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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:52 pm

Granted, but it makes Det-kebab of you.

I wish for more pancakes, far away from football fields and players. Embarassed
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:57 pm

Granted, but the football players hunt you down and you get squashed... again

I wish for a house!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:05 pm

Granted, but its in Kansas and a 300 mph tornado blasts it away and you get thrown to china

i wish i had a fountain

not that i really care these days, but is it jus me or am i the biggest poster?

....how...how...how'd that happen?! Shocked
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Taimaos on Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:19 am

Granted, but instead of a supply of water it only spouts rusty needles.


I wish to be a millionaire!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  alphappy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:30 am

Granted. You are now a millionaire in Iran Rial.

I wish I were a millionaire in USD.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Red Hawk One on Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:06 am

Granted. You are now in possession of a one-million dollar certificate of deposit, collectable in 100 years or immediately by next of kin in event of death.

I wish I was Alp's next of kin.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  alphappy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:13 am

Granted, although the government doesn't recognize your kinship due to "difference in species" and refuses your inheritance.

I wish for invisibility.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Kupoo on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:04 am

Granted. You are now a perfect transmitter of all forms of electromagnetic radiation. This includes your retinas, thus rendering you unable to see a darn thing.

I wish for a computer software that draws and/or animates what you are thinking without additional user input.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  alphappy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:11 am

Granted. After your house collapses, you realize you need a real life Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

I wish for a vintage oreo.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Lovingly on Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:52 pm

You get a vintage oreo. As you open the package, the oreo looks perfect. However, what you don't see is the 100-year-old (tasteless) mold growing in the center of the filling. You eat it and you die within an hour.

I wish I have a picture with Nevermoon with her sexy Volcanic Tempest Bomb and her newly stolen afro (afro)! Obviously, with both "moons" in the picture.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  dummymummy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:40 pm

Granted but while you admire the picture she comes up behind you and sets her bomb off. Bye!!!

I wish I could sing

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Belkira on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:40 pm

Granted. You sing so wonderfully and beautifully that a rich miser steals you away and locks you in an over-sized bird cage to spend the rest of your days eating fruit and singing for this weirdo.

I wish for the most glorious espresso machine for my house..

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:47 pm

Granted, but it blows up and soaks everything you own with coffee.

I wish for a RV!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:06 pm

Granted, but soon after you crash your RV into a stop sign and slowly die of embarrassment.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:11 pm

where's your wish?????
here, ill wish for you! Twisted Evil

Det: i wish i had a pie

Granted, but its made with raw eggs and you quickly die of salmonella
I wish for a pig!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:15 pm

Ewww gross

Granted you get a pig.... it's dead....


I wish for Kupoo's love!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Goodbert on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:22 pm

Granted, but then Det comes and steals your pig, then gives you an arrow to the knee.

I wish I knew the "Fus Roh Da!" Spell.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:32 pm

@Goodbert wrote:Granted, but then Det comes and steals your pig, then gives you an arrow to the knee.

I wish I knew the "Fus Roh Da!" Spell.
HEY! IT'S MY TURN NOT YOURS!
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Post  Guest on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:08 pm

Granted, but kupoo won't ever leave your side even when using the washroom.
I wish I had a pet wolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:18 pm

Granted, but it heard the Call of the Wild, and mauled you to death.

I wish for a better computer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Goodbert on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:30 pm

Granted, but it's so smart that it puts you in a testing facility to test with portal guns....FOR SCIENCE!

I wish I had a potato battery.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:04 pm

Yea, your potato battery that I just gave you blew up.

I wish for a non poisonous apple and nothing bad to happen to me, my family, my soul, or any of my personal possessions.

I have created an incorruptible wish!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Kupoo on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:12 pm

You get the Apple of Discord. Nothing bad happens to your family; this time, they start all the problems themselves.

I wish for a device that transforms apples into delicious peaches.
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