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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  alphappy on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:43 pm

Granted. It's in your computer.

I wish for air.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Red Hawk One on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:50 pm

Granted. It's where your computer used to be.

I wish for heart.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  alphappy on Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:01 am

Granted. It's not where your heart used to be. By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANIT and I say that you planned that wish very poorly.

I wish for decomposition.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  andersenio on Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:39 am

your brain decomposes. Where your computer used to be.

i wish for some exp juice for my dog.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Ankoku Flare on Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:23 am

Wish granted, but your dog implodes as soon as it's consumed.

I wish to know why they would want fries with that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MiniCoder on Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:50 pm

Granted, they put them where your computer used to be and have a creepy flaming fry ritual.

I wish for a windshield.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  andersenio on Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:52 am

one pops out of the sky just like you wanted. It lands on your head. well technically through your head. maybe your body as well. Shocked
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MiniCoder on Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:54 pm

Granted except noone knows your wish so your brain implodes and becomes a black hole sucking up all knowledge that you acquire.

I wish people would remember to wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  andersenio on Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:43 am

granted. i just decide not to write one.


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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MiniCoder on Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:25 pm

[this kinda died didnt it...]

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  andersenio on Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:02 pm

ha ha

i wish to be epic at football
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MiniCoder on Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:52 pm

Granted, you get placed in the handicapped leagues that noone watches after you get terrible concussions and are sentenced to a wheelchair for life.

I wish for a gLadOS potato.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  andersenio on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:44 pm

you get one, but you wont take her for a walk, so she doesn't stop moaning in an annoying horrible electronic voice

i wish for infinite steam funds, legitimately!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MiniCoder on Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:45 pm

Granted, you fake a steam server and buy all the "games" but since it isn't a real server you just download a bunch of blank text documents.

I wish for a bonbon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:11 pm

Granted, your driving school teacher throws you out the door/wall. (spongebob reference).

I wish for this to be explained reasonably:
There is 3mx3mx3m (48x48x48 pixels) cube of 1mx1mx1m (16x16x16 pixels) diamond blocks that somehow has 10 blocks instead of 9 blocks. Each block also has a density of .5 masspixels per cubic meter (.03125 masspixels per cubic pixel). Somehow, the mass of these 10 blocks is equal to 4 masspixels. This cube also happens to look like a pyramid. It is also immune to all tools except a wooden hoe. It has a blast resistance of negative 5. It repels Alphappies and water. It is supereffective against Slimes and Dragon-Types. It has 5,000 HP. Its special defense is negative 0. It can only be written on with hot-pink crayons that have been discolored to brown. It gets 65 mpg city and -1 mpg highway.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MiniCoder on Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:57 pm

Granted. It implodes.

I wish for mushy to be more reasonable.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:39 pm

Granted. He tweaks his question to be more reasonable, and asks for it to be explained again.
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There is 3mx3mx3m (48x48x48 pixels) cube of 1mx1mx1m (16x16x16 pixels) diamond blocks that somehow has 10 blocks instead of 9 blocks. Each block also has a density of .5 masspixels per cubic meter (.03125 masspixels per cubic pixel). Somehow, the mass of these 10 blocks is equal to 4 masspixels. This cube also happens to look like a pyramid. It is also immune to all tools except a wooden hoe. It has a blast resistance of negative 5. It repels Alphappies and water. It is supereffective against Slimes and Dragon-Types. It has 4,999 HP (more reasonable than 5k). Its special defense is negative 0. It can only be written on with hot-pink crayons that have been discolored to brown. It gets 65 mpg city and -1 mpg highway.
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Post  MiniCoder on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:33 pm

Granted. It's built on a creative server without protection and gets griefed.

I wish for a dun-dum lollipop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:43 pm

Granted. It was designed by a malicious company called Gungnum Co. The moment you stick it in your mouth, Gangnam Style plays endlessly in your head till you explode. Mushy-Bucket caught this on film and posted it on YouTube.

i wish for puppies (yep. we're back to pets again :p)
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Post  MiniCoder on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:47 pm

Granted. They look so much like pigs you turn them into bacon and eat them.

I wish for a mushy lump of mush.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:50 pm

Granted. Because it is extracted from Mushies, it begins consuming people souls.
The FBI takes it, you, your stuff, your house, your car, your family, your friends, and your lawn to a secret lab in a cloud for further studying and eating donuts.

I want TheZallyHoard.

Happy 420th post Corrupt A Wish! You're the most popular thread on this forum! Wink


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Post  MiniCoder on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:55 pm

Granted but his supreme overlord HoardTheZally comes to retrieve him eating your soul and replacing with that of a pony causing the CIA to abduct and bring to Area 51 where they study you, examine you, and dissect you after burning anything and everything you ever touched. Including rocks and dirt.

I wish to not be bored.

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Post  MushyMushy on Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:05 pm

Granted. Mushy directs you to a non-vanilla minecraft server and PMC.

I wish for a purple curse brandish, called TERMINATOR. It does 900 Normal dmg for swing 1 and 2, 1,000 normal dmg for swing 3. 1,500 dmg on the chg + curse.
And a big shield with a full bar of def for all dmg types, all statuses, and ASI max, CTR max, and DMG max (all universal). The shield is called PROTECTINATOR.
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Post  MiniCoder on Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:05 am

Granted, your ip gets banned for hacking and you pay 99999999trilliom in fines as well as go to jail for life.

I wish i wasn't directed to pmc...

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Post  MushyMushy on Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:08 am

Granted. Your computer gets stuck on pmc and you can only move around on that site - stuck looking at mc submissions forever.

I wish for no more wishes.
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