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Corrupt a wish!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:46 pm

Granted, but a dog walks into it and becomes a giant spider that traps you and sucks the life outta ya.

I want a lolli-pop!
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Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:59 pm

Granted, and.......... nothing happens except! This!
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Post  Goodbert on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:43 pm

I well pretend that you wished for a floating, polka doted, winged bathtub.

Granted, but you crash into the side of a mountain made of striped gold.

I wish for a corrupted wish.
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Post  MushyMushy on Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:56 pm

Granted, but the corruption consumes you and you become a evil minion with no brain.

I wish there were more Snarkies in haven! (the armor, not the boss)
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Post  dummymummy on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:15 pm

Granted ~ but then someone decides to open season on Snarbies

I wish for a prismatic water gun to put out fires


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Post  alphappy on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:23 pm

Granted. It doesn't just put out fires, either.

I wish for a handheld, battery-operated explosion.
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Post  Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:31 pm

Granted, but you were to close to the bomb so when you set it off you died to
I wish for a candy cane

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Post  Goodbert on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:18 pm

Granted, but sadly you were severely allergic to peppermint, so you exploded.

I wish for a tank.
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Post  MushyMushy on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:23 pm

Granted but it blows up.

I wish for a grenade.
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Post  Lovingly on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:39 pm

Granted. You use the grenade to blow up some targets but it does not explode. 10 years later, you visit the war zone. Triggered by smartID detection, it detonates when you are closeby.

I wish for a pet Kirby.
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Post  MushyMushy on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:57 pm

granted, but it sucks you up and suffocates you.

i wish to be a wolf (not a wolver! >Surprised)
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Post  Taimaos on Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:44 am

Granted, but it went all over the news and now there are suspicious looking people in fursuits knocking at your door every day (some are returning customers).
I wish to be a fig.


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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:59 pm

here, ill wish for you!
Tai: "i wish to be a pig!"
Granted, but i find you and shoot you with a AK47 sixty-nine times, then i have a lifetime supply of BACON!

I wish for a flying hipopotomis with a tophat!
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Post  dummymummy on Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:07 pm

Granted but the someone hears you say BACON and thinks (wrongly) the hippo will make a great supply of it so you are only left with a top hat and some broken wings.

I wish for a purple hammock

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Guest on Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:39 pm

Granted, but your hammock breaks the second you lie down on it you break your back so you end up in the hospital for weeks.
I wish for a tree

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Post  dummymummy on Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:42 pm

Granted you will get a great and wonderful tree. Look at it.........sadly it gets struck by lightning and the branches fall on you - now we share a room in hospital

I wish for a blue helicopter with white stars

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Post  MushyMushy on Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:54 pm

you fly over restricted airspace and get nuked.

i wish for a missile with a cockpit! Very Happy
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Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:33 pm

@MushyMushy wrote:you fly over restricted airspace and get nuked.

i wish for a missile with a cockpit! Very Happy
Yea...... About that so I was driving it and it crashed....... Sorry? lol!
I wish for success!
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Post  alphappy on Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:33 pm

Granted. You succeed at being the world's most realistic zombie. What ensued afterwards was not pretty.

I wish to be the discoverer of a cure for everything.
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Post  Taimaos on Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:37 pm

you misspelled my wish mush. I should sic the grammar nazis on ya.

Granted, but it turns out your one of the few to which the cure-all is incompatible with. I hope you enjoy the company of Hugh Darrow you world-hating hypocrite.

I wish this forum could get high and do something other than corrupt each others wishes.


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Post  Goodbert on Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:37 pm

Granted, but now you only know how to cure the disease, "Everything" You then receive every other disease in the universe, but are unable to cure yourself.

I wish for an explosion-proof, non-faulty tank.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Goodbert on Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:39 pm

@Taimaos wrote:you misspelled my wish mush. I should sic the grammar nazis on ya.

Granted, but it turns out your one of the few to which the cure-all is incompatible with. I hope you enjoy the company of Hugh Darrow you self-destructive hypocrite.

I wish this forum could get high and do something other than corrupt each others wishes.

Sorry about that Sad I accidentally clicked on create new thread....so I didn't get the post on time, so...would you like to continue with your wish?
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Post  alphappy on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:06 pm

@Taimaos wrote:I wish this forum could get high and do something other than corrupt each others wishes.
Granted. The forum rises to Alexa's #1 and receives so much traffic it crashes forumotion.

@Goodbert wrote:I wish for an explosion-proof, non-faulty tank.
Granted. Instead of the tank itself being faulty, the ground below it is faulty. The same fissure that swallowed Ashley, Kansas swallows the tank.

I wish for an audio settings system that doesn't take four hours to configure yet still makes sense.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:17 pm

Granted, but it made you broke. You lose your house and freeze to death on the streets

I wish for another puppy
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Post  Lovingly on Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:34 am

Granted. You go to the target range. Your puppy doesn't know better and tries to catch it like a frisbee. He missed and the bullet hits your puppy.

I wish to eat McDonalds every day without getting obese, diabeties, or die of any heart complications.
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