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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  alphappy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:46 am

Granted. You turn into a yoga mat because you are what you eat.

I wish for the complete, global extinction of mosquitoes.
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Post  Red Hawk One on Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:20 am

Granted. However, due to conservation of matter, they gotta be replaced with something. Do tsetse flies sound alright?

I wish for.. I dunno, two bags of chips and a coke?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:11 am

granted, but its so much salt that you go to the hospital and die

i wish to be a wolf (again! and this time secretly! Shocked )
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Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:25 pm

Granted, but you die of....
MANGE
Mange is caused by tiny mites that attach themselves to a wolfs fur or skin, In Sarcoptic mange, intense itching is caused by the female mites' burrowing under the skin to lay eggs. In demodectic mange, the mites live in the pores of the skin and cause little or no itching. The symptoms of mange include skin lesions, crusting, and fur loss. Wolves that suffer mange in the winter are in danger of freezing to death (Wolf Country). See I even sighted my source!

I wish for money!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:01 pm

Granted, but you stole it from the federal reserve bank or whatever, so the CIA and FBI terminate you Twisted Evil

I wish to be a puppy in a nice cozy house with nice people! Very Happy
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Post  Det-the-EpicVentur on Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:11 pm

Granted but you get all of this....

Allergic Dermatitis
Is your dog scratching or licking more than usual, or is his skin rough, flaky or irritated? If so, then he might be suffering from a skin condition, and your veterinarian may recommend tests to identify the exact reason.


Arthritis and Joint Pain
Arthritis is a general term for abnormal changes in a joint. These changes occur when cartilage is worn away faster than it can be replaced. Cartilage acts as a cushion to protect the bones. When it wears away, joints become swollen and painful.


Brain Aging and Behavioral Changes in Dogs
It's important to remember that aging is a natural part of your dog's life. And as your dog ages, she may begin to act differently. Aging takes a toll on a dog's entire body, including her brain. This may lead to behavioral changes.


Cancer in Dogs
In many ways, your dog is a lot like you. You both need the basics of proper nutrition and exercise to stay active and healthy. The bad news: Dogs can develop cancer, just like humans. The good news: Dogs have cancer treatments, just like humans.


Dental Disease in Dogs
Spending a lot of face time with your pooch is a fun time for both of you - until you get a whiff of his breath! Taking care of your pet's teeth can do more than just freshen his breath - it could improve his quality of life.


Developmental Growth Disorders in Puppies
Proper nutrition is the best opportunity to keep your puppy healthy throughout her life. If you start her with good nutrition and give her adequate veterinary care from the beginning, her chances of developing a growth disorder are greatly reduced.


Diabetes Mellitus in Dogs
If your dog appears weak or thirsty, frequently urinates, experiences rapid weight loss, is depressed, or has abdominal pain, she could be diabetic.


Food Allergy and Food Intolerance in Dogs
Allergies aren't fun for anyone, but especially not for your dog who can't tell you what's making him so sick. If your dog vomits frequently, has diarrhea, irritated skin, a poor coat condition or hair loss, then he may have a food allergy.


Gastrointestinal Disorders in Dogs
Gastrointestinal (GI) disorders and diseases affect a dog's stomach and intestines, resulting in pain and other problems.


Heart Disease in Dogs
No matter your dog's size, he has a big heart - metaphorically speaking, of course. He has a personality all his own, he is a loyal companion and seems to know when you need a good laugh.


Kidney Disease in Dogs
The kidneys, the frequently forgotten but life-sustaining organs, remove waste from the bloodstream and regulate fluids in the body. If the kidneys are not able to do their job, the result could be life threatening for your dog.


Liver Disease in Dogs
The liver performs numerous important functions for your dog's body, including the filtering of toxins from the bloodstream. Because the liver works to rid the body of so many different substances, it is susceptible to damage from many different sources.


Serious Illness, Accidents and Surgery in Dogs
Imagine being hurt or injured and not able to ask for what you need to feel better. That is exactly what your dog feels during a serious illness, or after an accident or surgery.


Urinary Tract Disease in Dogs
You already know the food you feed your dog is extremely important in keeping him healthy.


Weight Management in Dogs
How can you tell if your dog is overweight? First, your veterinarian will weigh your dog at her regular check-ups. Between check-ups, place your hands on her side - are her ribs hard to feel or even impossible to feel? If so, she is likely overweight.


I wish for nothing!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:28 pm

Granted, but wishing for nothing cause a guy to hit the Red Button!
Now the world is destroyed because 3,000 of these blow up simultaneously


I wish to be a puppy (again) that's immune to diseases and gets lots of attention from nice pet owners :3
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  andersenio on Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:56 pm

You and your friendly owner were sitting on your comfy sofa, and you were eating your bone, when someone hit the blue button travelling you back in time to just before the red button was pressed destroying you, your owner and everything else.
I wish for a green button to be pressed!


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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:09 pm

granted, but it releases a bio-toxin across the whole atmosphere leaving the world looking like this:


i wish for the yellow button to be pushed!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Guest on Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:33 pm

Granted, but when press it a sword ejects from a small trap door and it kills you.
I wish to rule a country!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  andersenio on Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:21 pm

granted, but then theres a civil war which kills your family and everyone in your country. So now you rule nothing Sad
i want to get a cat


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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:52 pm

granted, but it mauls you.
I wish to command a giant starship in the deep regions of space.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Kupoo on Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:47 pm

You are now in space with a giant luxury starship complete with amenities and a crew. It is the first and only vessel ever to achieve interstellar travel. It is also out of power without any usable fuel sources on board, and you are too far away from civilization (or anything else, for that matter) to receive backup. Eventually it all comes down to cannibalism, and nobody ever finds out what happened to the expensive piece of space junk.


I wish for a flawless pearl the size of a bowling ball to appear underneath my pillow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  MushyMushy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:08 pm

granted, but some dude breaks into your house and murders you for it.

i wish for pie!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Taimaos on Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:45 pm

Granted but a clown takes it from you and slams it in your face.

You can't wash it off and now you got pie crust and some suspicious content on your face that make you look like a murderer.

Here's a picture.

Spoiler:

I wish I knew if this counts as 'PG-13' material.

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Post  dummymummy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:52 pm

Granted you know if it is - since you are the guy that rates all pictures - but since you have to rate every picture that gets posted you have no time for eating or drinking or sleeping .....we'll good to have known you.


I wish for and extra 8 h a day

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Red Hawk One on Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:57 pm

Granted. An hour is only 45 minutes now.

Since 45 is kind of an ugly number, I wish there were eight fewer hours in the day.
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Post  Taimaos on Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:02 pm

The resulting change in schedule caused a calender mayhem, resulting in store mismanagement, severe street congestion, several murders over debating the ethical decision to make such a change to the schedule, and plenty of discovered affairs...some of them political (democrat/republician forbidden love story anyone?).

I wish for Redhawk to have a wish.

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Post  alphappy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:17 pm

Redhawk wishes the 8 hours back into the day. The apocalypse will inexplicably now occur 8 days sooner.

I wish for five years' supply of toilet paper.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Taimaos on Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:27 pm

Granted, but there is no toilet within a 100 mile radius. Filling buckets until you find a working car mount.

Edit: whoops, hunger makes wishes go poof.

I wish question marks were now the new periods.


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Post  FallingSnow on Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:29 pm

I wish that Taimos would've made a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  Goodbert on Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:33 pm

@FallingSnow wrote:I wish that Taimos would've made a wish.

Granted, but now he made 2 wishes in a row, causing a paradox.

@Taimaos wrote:Granted, but there is no toilet within a 100 mile radius. Filling buckets until you find a working car mount.

Edit: whoops, hunger makes wishes go poof.

I wish question marks were now the new periods.

Granted, but now periods don't exist The world now lives in Chaos due to the lack of a symbol for periods

I wish for a floating, non-faulty, explosion resistant tank
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post  alphappy on Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:41 pm

It is killed with fire.

I wish to question the wisdom of Red's "magic" 8-ball.
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Post  Goodbert on Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:53 pm

Granted, but then you die because you refused to listen to the magic 8 ball telling you not to breathe in the deadly toxins.

I wish for a heavily-armored, everything-resistant, non-faulty, floating tank, piloted by the reliable sidekick and the reliable me.
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Post  alphappy on Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:20 am

A rabid wolf finds its way into the tank when you leave the door open to pack supplies. It sleeps between some boxes, hidden from sight. When you and your sidekick crank and begin riding the tank, the sound startles and maddens the wolf, who then bites your sidekick, inflicting him with a quick-acting rabies. You are able to fight the wolf off of yourself, but while doing so, your sidekick has undergone irreversible brain damage and, in his deranged state, drives the tank into a lake of radioactive chemical waste. Your sidekick eventually dies of disembrainment. You are trapped at the bottom of this lake and, while the chemicals cannot eat the everything-resistant tank, they radiate through it. You lose your glorious beard.

I wish for a popcorn machine that automatically activates upon detection of drama.
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