Re: Corrupt a wish!

**MushyMushy** Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:08 pm

Granted. You sleep the normal time period that you do, and then sleep for 5 hours through your alarm.
Whoops.

I wish for hot chocolate.

**Ankoku Flare** Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:36 pm

Wish granted, but it's so hot that it never cools no matter what you do.

I wish for something random.

**Thefallylord** Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:22 pm

Wish granted, but the thing that is random, is not random to you, but to other people. So you get something very simple and straight forward for you.

I wish for the sky to be a different colour!

**MushyMushy** Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:13 pm

Granted. The sky is now a slightly lighter shade of blue. Congrats.

I wish for an extra napkin.

Ooyabi Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:37 pm

MushyMushy wrote:I wish for an extra napkin.

Granted. A blackened napkin comes in through the nearest window, seems to have been used... Enjoy!

I wish for a great ball of lava to fall from the sky and make a floating island right next to Hawaii.

**MushyMushy** Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:08 pm

Granted. It becomes lava again and boils everyone in Hawaii.

I wish for my cement truck from page 10.

Ooyabi Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:23 pm

MushyMushy wrote:I wish for my cement truck from page 10.

Granted, but while driving your cement truck you crash off a mountain and you burn to death... again.

I wish the Grim Reaper lost its head.

**Miss-Pao** Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:26 pm

Granted, but while feeling around to find it, he summoned the other three horsemen to help and ended the world.

I wish for a soul! Very Happy

**Reggss** Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:56 pm

Granted, but the soul is a lost soul and it explodes!

I wish I had 90 million dollars to get my dreams off the ground! Very Happy

**Welux** Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:38 am

Granted, but government taxes and living expenses leaves you with about 3 cents.

I wish i wish i was a fish.

**Miss-Pao** Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:42 am

Granted, but due to large scale fishing operations, your new fish friends are all killed. Oh how lonely you are...

I wish for a pet rock!

**Reggss** Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:44 pm

Granted, but it was thrown into the sea by an angry man!

I wish for some chocolate!

**Welux** Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:22 am

Granted, but it was chocolate from the chocolate sailor! you eat so much of the irresistible chocolate that you turn into chocolate. You are then consumed by various woodland creatures and birds. And you were quite delicious i must say.burp

I wish for a magical pet forklift.

**MushyMushy** Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:31 pm

Granted. It soon joins the ever-growing mass of what used to be peoples' wishes for vehicles (mostly mine) due to an attempt to pick up a sleeping Alphappy while using the forklift's powers to fly. Turns out Alp doesn't like to be woken up...

I wish for yolo. Forever and ever. Don't forget lots of #. Three cheers for typical internet conversations (no, plz no)!

**Ankoku Flare** Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:57 pm

Granted, but you must now survive a whole new endless sea of stupidity. If one wasn't enough already? Razz

I wish for a potato box cat.

**Thefallylord** Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:49 pm

Granted, but I didn't know how to make a potato box cat... So... It kinda ended up turning wrong. (So tempted to put a British reference here but I won't...) Looking like something from a demented guy's cellar.

I wish for my very own cupboard like Narnia. But somewhere different than Narnia. >.>

**Welux** Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:54 pm

Granted!
You go through the wardrobe, and feel a frigid cold chill and an evil presence. 2 large gargoyles land to your left and right.
Welcome to Dark Souls ^^

I wish for a pet Walrus.

**wehasband** Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:32 am

Granted. You must now pick one from that herd over there. The males are also incredibly aggressive this year, so good luck getting past them.

I wish for world conquest please!

How many people will misread that? :p

**MushyMushy** Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:07 pm

Granted, but a lot of really scary people would disagree... *next day* ...Hey, where'd our world conqueror vanish too? o3o

Wasted!:

I wish for another package of cookies pl0x.

**Miss-Pao** Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:55 pm

granted, but much to your dismay and horror, they are raisin cookies instead of chocolate chip and you now suffer from major trust issues.

I wish for a shiny new 5* Shadow Alchemer.
hehe, I'm a gunner ingame sorry

**Thefallylord** Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:34 am

Granted, but it's so shiny that you can't see the game whilst using it.

I wish for a cute baby fox as a pet. That won't run away or kill or attack people. >.>

**MushyMushy** Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:35 pm

Granted. While you were walking with it, you got run down by Mushy in yet another ridiculous corrupted vehicle-based wish of his.

I wish for people on the SK English Forums to stop being worthless fools.

**Miss-Pao** Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:41 pm

Granted, but people become so unworthless that they make you look bad in comparison.
unworthless isn't a word, I know.
I wish for Morgan Freeman!

**MushyMushy** Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:17 pm

Granted. you are found out by the authorities and are charged with abduction.

I wish for a taco.

**Welux** Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:42 pm

Granted, but this taco has some strange substance in it.. tastes kinda funny..
oops. your throat just closed up. looks like you were allergic. sorry about that.

I wish for a not-ruined new season of Powerpuff Girls.

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