Corrupt a wish!

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Oh great magic djinn! Tell me:

What is love?

love is the opposite of, hate, but its now corrupted by this game. it corrupts you and you die.

i wish to be Kirby! with a pet pikachu!

Granted, but your pet pikachu mistakes you for a enemy so he uses thunderbolt on you and it kills you.
I wish for a army of snipes

Granted, but they peck you to death.
I wish for cookies!

Granted, but the cookies are poisonous so when you ate it you died shortly after.
I wish for a harmless army of snipes

Granted, but the become non-harmless and kill you again.
I wish for a merry christmas!

Granted, but Christmas never comes...

I wish for defensive provisions, liberty, justice, prosperity, welfare and tranquility.

granted,but they all get nuked and youre all alone in a dark alley in the dead of winter with just a cardboard box.

i wish for a puppy! (how many times have a done doggie stuff now? o.o)

You are now stranded on a fortified, deserted island prison. There are plenty of supplies, but no Internet.

EDIT:

MushyMushy wrote:granted,but they all get nuked and youre all alone in a dark alley in the dead of winter with just a cardboard box.

i wish for a puppy! (how many times have a done doggie stuff now? o.o)

You get a plush toy.

I wish I could use the "undo" function in real life.

granted, but you undo your birth and cease to exsist.

i wish for a REAL puppy!

MushyMushy wrote:granted, but you undo your birth and cease to exsist.

i wish for a REAL puppy!

Clever


Yea, your dog took a dump in my yard one time to many..... And ummmm your not going to get it back..... I sold it to my neighbors.... they were having a cookout and couldn't afford meat... whoops.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted, even by anyone's wishes.

Granted. That incorruptible wish will only accept single-word (dictionary words only) wishes. Inevitably, the only possible wish is "Wish."

I wish my homework would complete itself so that if I turned it in, I would get a perfect score.

It gains the intelligence to complete itself. However, knowing that its mission in life was complete and it had nothing more to do, it committed suicide in your parakeet's mouth.

I wish for a 314159-sided dice no bigger than the palm of my hand.

granted, but it looks like a sphere and all that jazz.

i wish for a cow!

Granted you are now the pround owner of a cow that believes to be a puppy. So it sits on your lap and you get squashed.


I wish for sunshine every day while it rains at night

Most crops are destroyed and many are made extinct by the sudden, extreme and harsh change in climatology.

I wish for an amulet of controlled flight.

Granted but you entered restricted airspace and are now in a high security prison of unknown location.

I wish for a never ending supply of chocolate

granted but you get so fat you die.

I wish for a sportscar!

Granted, but you drive to fast and get into a fatal accident
I wish for a pet dog

granted, but it pulls you out into the street when my sportscar is going out of control. the fatal accident was hitting you and your carcass went through my window, killing me.

I want a tomato to throw at Alp!

Granted, but when you think you were pulling out the stem of the tomato it was really the pin of a grenade so while aiming for alp the grenade explodes and it kills you.
I wish for a pet vanaduke

granted but he sits on you.

i wish for another sportscar, with better driving skills

Granted, but the brakes are broken so you are unable to stop so again you get into a fatal accident.
I wish for a obedient dog

Granted. The dog is obedient to the law of free will and decides that you are one amazing piece of bacon.

I wish for Schrödinger's cat.

Granted, but after he is tricked into being put in a box with a 50% chance of dying, you become too afraid to open the box in fear of finding your new pet dead.

I wish that it wasn't storming at my friend's house.