Re: Corrupt a wish!

**MiniCoder** Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:48 pm

Granted but just like everything else the third generation sicks and all your wishes are stuck pending until finally after 4 weeks it notifies you that you can't connect to the wish server. You send it to customer support but since you supposedly modified files on your Wish 3 device even though you didn't so your warranty expires and they send your device back unrepaired.

I wish Internet Explorer would start working again so i could download chrome onto my new computer and access the forums through there instead if my phone.

**Thefallylord** Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:13 am

Granted, (Try firefox?) but as soon as it stars working. Chrome suddenly gets shut down.

I wish for no school but everyone still learns what they need for their jobs. Without getting taught by anyone.

**alphappy** Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:23 am

Granted. My "job" is to make you all my slaves, and I learn myself how to do just that!

I wish for a box traveling at 0.996c.

**Red Hawk One** Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:27 am

Here y- Wait, come back!

Huh. Guess you shoulda wished for a leash. Or maybe not.

I wish Alp to transfer the copyright on Wish $NUMBER to me.

**MiniCoder** Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:31 am

(All just to prove your wish wrong in another way go to this link: http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ its freakin amazing)

Granted but then the purge comes along and someone steals copyright law and everyone has "copyright" over it causes mass lawsuit filing and you lose all your money.

I wish for a teleportato because I'm on day 500 and bored.

**alphappy** Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:54 am

Granted. It wasn't a real, edible portato, however, and you starve.

I wish for a box traveling at 0.996c that is turning 180 degrees every nanosecond. Also, it obeys my every command and is big enough for myself.

**MushyMushy** Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:00 pm

Granted. You gain 2 pounds from a pound cake (WHAT?) and no longer fit. The store says no refunds.

I wish everybody in the world had a taste of bacon.

**alphappy** Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:29 pm

Granted. RIP everybody except for one MASTER BACON which is to Ness as the Master Sword is to Link, except it kills by disgust.

I wish to know why cat sounds like drum.

**Red Hawk One** Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:05 am

Because dog called dibs on bass. Also, animal services doesn't appreciate you hitting your cat.

I wish my neighbor would stop singing opera at 2AM.

**MiniCoder** Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:44 am

Granted, she starts a Deatchcorw band that practices from 1 - 8AM everyday.

I wish for the most random response possible to this wish. Done by mushy. :3

**Red Hawk One** Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:10 am

s:3 s ymmhhyuhss3mhmssys u uh

//guaranteed random
//'mushy :3' used as character set

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**alphappy** Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:59 am

SPOOKY SCARY SPOILER:

I wish for a large influx of BEEEEES!

**Red Hawk One** Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:56 am

BEEEEEEEES:

I wish for a spooky scary skeleton.

**alphappy** Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:39 pm

extra spooky extra scary skellingtons:

I wish for unrestricted autopolymorph.

**MiniCoder** Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:47 pm

Granted but now regular polymorphs are restricted.

I wish for an autooctamorph.

**Ankoku Flare** Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:49 am

Granted, but it lost it's 8 sides rendering it null.

I wish for pieception.

**Thefallylord** Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:52 pm

Granted! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I49WeNV5qOQ too bad it's a weird version...

I wish for a kingdom that cannot fall or turn against me. Nor can it go poor in minerals, food, or money.

**MushyMushy** Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:36 pm

Granted. It's in minecraft and goes short on wood. No tools, and gates in miecraft can't go up, so they're trapped because the walls can't fall, as you said. Now everyone is starving on Hardcore Mode. They are furious at their leader. They turn cannibalistic....

I wish for a block of diamond.

**alphappy** Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:03 pm

Granted. On top of having little practical use for your island-stranded self, it weights about 3,500 kg - not much less than 4 tons(but quite a bit less than 4 tonnes) - and you don't quite have the strength to even move it. On the bright side, you can use it for total refraction of sunlight when the Sun is at specific angles in the sky!

I wish there weren't a hostage on this ship. He has to be rescued now.

**Red Hawk One** Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:59 am

Granted! He just defected.

I wish they'd stop giving follow up missions.

**alphappy** Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:24 am

Granted. Steal the artifact located in the storage bay of this transport ship, but before you do that - there is a hostage on this ship. Rescue them now.

I wish for a blue potato because seriously it's been forever.

**Red Hawk One** Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:31 am

Granted; in fact, have six!:

I wish for a jiggy!

**alphappy** Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:13 pm

The Jiggy Gnome! Why is it jiggy? Who cares! This monster is trying to kill you! This monster has not noticed your presence.

I wish for fire.

**MushyMushy** Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:23 pm

Granted. You pull a Patrick and set yourself on fire while roasting marshmallows.
Burn baby burn.
Love that smell of burnin Alp in the mornin.

I wish for dirt.

**Red Hawk One** Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:57 pm

Granted. It's in your computer.

I wish for water.

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