Corrupt a wish!

Granted. You get the Mega-Man villain.

I wish for π.

Granted. N

I wish for a happy bunny.

Granted. It's happy when it murders. So it kills all your non-mushy friends and then you.

I wish my sprite could grow up like a mushy and learn Soul-Eater, a OHKO on all non-mushy, non-undead beings with a soul. x2 dmg on Fallies.

Granted. The attack has a hitbox of exactly 0.69 ym(behind you and slightly to the left) which must strike the dead center of a target, and a fifteen-day cooldown which does not deplete unless you are actively interacting with the client.

I wish for a generic skill.

Granted, but your generic skill was suicide so you killed yourself.

I wish mushy would come back :'(

Granted, but Gibb's Snipes carry me off.

I wish there were more cute Alphas runnin around. Mhm. I still got that pic.

~A furry Alphappy~ If this disturbs you, please sue Alphappy for damages:

~Mush

Granted, but their cuteness is too much to handle. Meaning people were like "Awwweeeee soooo cuuuuteeee!!!!!!!!" But then turning to stone because of it.

I wish for new SK furniture!

Granted but this furniture costs a new type of currency 1 unit of which is worth 10,000CE and the furniture costs 10,000 of this new currency per piece.

I wish for a wish

Spoiler:

I wish for SOCIAL JUSTICE.

Granted but then Kony comes out if hiding and steals all the children to form a child army and conquers the world.

I wish for a shrubbery, the finest in the land. Actually not one, but TWO shubberys.

Granted. The heros from Monte Python steal both.

I wish for all of Gibb's snipes to die.

Granted, their hearts stop for 0.00001 second, and then instantly come back to life.

I'm goingta wishta forta a newta bomba.

Granted but noone knew what a newts bombs was and they gave you a proto bomb instead.

I wish for a pet mushy.

(What is with your infatuation with Mushy? owo)
 
Granted, but he starts running wild and ends up getting ran over.

I wish to know the answer to my earlier question!!!

Granted. But I eat you as Minicoder is explaining, so you'll never know.

I wish there was a evil ganger Alphappy.

Granted but since he's evil he kills everyone near him and runs away plotting an even more sinister plan. I wish for an even larger infatuation with mushy. (You're welcome fally )

Time to go hide in my cave...
 

Granted, but Mini is in the cave. But as soon as you go into the cave, an iron gate falls at the entrance and you can't escape. Have fun! ;D

I wish for a star called "Fally is great!"

Granted, but this star was in the cave with me and mushy and we used it to blow up the entrance and escape.

I wish mushy was trapped in a cave in my home to satisfy my infatuation.

Granted. Mushy eats anything in the way and steals a mail truck after eating the mailman's soul.

I wish my mail was on time.

Granted but you ate your mailman so you get imprisoned in a cryo chamber

I wish i was in charge of the cryo imprisonment project.

Granted, but you turns out your project fails with all your budget so you get fired and you now owe 1m crowns.

I wish for a "Shamalamadingdong"!

it turns out a shamalangadingdong has recently changed definition into a new species of mushy, which minicoder then comes to steal and take to his lair. killing you in the process

i wish i could have finis...

Granted. But you try to open your mailbox with finis, making it take a long time. Meanwhile, I'm speeding away in stolen 1st grade school bus to get away from Mini; conveniently on your street. Splat.

I wish these little kids would get out of the bus so I could park it next to my dumpster and go to sleep.

Granted but the little kids think your dumpster is cool and make a garbage powered engine and drive away leaving you exposed. The police then come and take you away since you're homeless and out of my kinds loving heart i take you under my wing.

I wish mushy would stop running away and accept his fate.