Corrupt a wish!

Granted. But the kids and their garbage-powered bus crash through the wall and konk Mushy on the head, changing his mind. He feeds all the kids to Barney and proceeds to escape with the bus to his extra dumpster, where he watches his favorite Anime series (especially his favorite character!) 20 times through. Then he hides under the hood of the bus.

I wish the bus hood was only able to be opened from the inside now.

Granted. Also, you really need to get out to use the bathroom.

I wish it wasn't so hot out here.

Granted, the temperature drops and drops until it gets to -40 degrees Celsius.

I wish for a barrel.

Granted. I give you a radioactive waste barrel - you slowly decay from radiation poisoning.

I wish a pet bunny. Hehe.

Anyone noticed how this thing turned into something of a story up there? lol

EDIT: lol Alp. I was really expecting someone to play on Monte Python or something.

Granted. Except it's a sheshe and thus cannot inherit your throne. Your dynasty ends here!

I wish for an Amulet of Controlled Flight.

Granted. Here's the keychain for my Cessna. I'll sell you the hanger key and registration for $45000.

I wish for rain.

Granted but the air is so polluted that it's acid and you get terrible burns as well as your house melts.

I wish that mushy would realise that he's in a dumpster not a bus since i said the kids made a garbage powered engine for the DUMPSTER.not the bus, and then i take him out since the lid melted from the acid rain and i imprison him with me... Again.

Granted, but he just forgets again.

I wish for Red's knowledge.

Granted. You spontaneously combust from an overload of... LP animations....

I wish I had a death star III to shoot mini with.

Granted, but it died.

I wish for the good side of Red's knowledge.

Granted. Tuition is due in two weeks.

I wish for a mist bomb buff.

Granted, but it blew you up instead if enemies.

I wish for the bus mushy is hiding in to only open from the outside, so i can drive it away and imprison him.

Granted. You are now trapped in the cab, while he is trapped under the hood.

I wish for new headphones.

Granted, but the cheap outsourced company that made them had a 1 out 6,000,000 chance to make a hyper-defective set. You got that set. What eardrums?

I wish the Skylark wasn't dead so I could get away once and for all.

Granted but i snuck aboard and the ship crashed again.

I wish to imprison mushy using the power if the crashed skylark.

Granted. Mushy uses his superior Minecrafting skills to rebuild it and leave, after trolling you with TNT.

I wish to see what would happen if Notch took over SK.

Granted but he gives up on it after a week and i buy it for $20 and imprison you again by using my ultimate admin powers.

I wish mushy wasnt so good at minecraft.

Granted, but you have play Minecraft with him for 100 hours, and everything you say to him about the game. He does not understand.

I wish the bottom half of my tv wasn't blurry! >c

Granted but then the top half becomes blurry.

I wish i could play minecraft with mushy for 200 hours because that game is fun.

Granted, but the server is so laggy, you have to wait 200 hours before the world is rendered

I wish for a flying toaster

Granted, but barney inhabits it and suffer-cates you in mid-air.

I totally stole Red's chatango thunder.

I wish SK was less colorful and had a more dull color scheme.

lol, oh noes!

Wish granted, but the contrast is horrible, so it's hard to make out the projectiles and monsters sometimes. Forget trying to know what type of monsters you'll be running during depths.

I wish I had no wishes to make.

Granted. All color capability has been removed from your monitor.

I wish to be able to breath literal, physical poison and possess immunity thereto.

Granted, but the government thinks you're an alien so they take you to a lab and cut you up.

I wish nobody had any wishes except me.

Granted. Everyone else upgrades to the sleek new Wish 2 (TM) while you're stuck in a two year contract with your boring old wishes.

I wish 2 for a wish 3.